YOUTUBE RUINED MY LIFE
Anonymous asked: I would like to take your butt out on a date. I would like to take it out for a couple of dates before we discuss me touching it.
Are you cute, awesome, and live in the Sacramento area? Call me.
I’m so fucking weird
I’m the nicest rude person you’ll ever meet.
I don’t give a fuck about anything but at the same time, I care about a lot.
I hate people but I develop crushes easily.
I hate myself but I’m completely fabulous.
I need help.
this is the most accurate thing I’ve ever read.
You’re human. A living, breathing, feeling contradiction. That’s how we’re made.
is that dirt on my computer screen or punctuation .
BEST FRIENDS YOU DON’T GET TO TALK TO VERY OFTEN BC YOU’RE BOTH JUST REALLY BUSY WITH SCHOOL OR WHATEVER BUT ITS NOT A BIG DEAL BC YOURE STILL THE BEST OF FRIENDS NO MATTER WHAT, ARE THE BEST KINDS OF FRIENDS IN THE WHOLE WORLD
i was cuddling this guy once n he had his head on my chest n just whispered “what did you just think about?” and i went “netflix” becus i was thinkin about netflix and he just went
"oh. your heart sped up and i… ok"
i wish everyone i hated would turn into fries so i could eat them